Q:Â What will be the title of movie, where Anna Hazare gobbles up all the corrupt elements ?
A:Â Anna Konda
Q: Name the bill, if Anna proposes to prosecute dead and corrupt elements ?
A:It will be `Lok Parlok’ Bill.
Tag Archive: Humor
Raakhi Sawant – is a big name on the telly land. But methinks her talent has not been tapped fully.
There are so many films needs to be launched –
Q:What will be the name of Raakhi as the leader and the rest as the followers ?
A:Raakhi Aur Baaki
Q:What’s the title of Raakhi Sawant movie where she plays a bar girl ?
A:Raakhi Aur Saaki
Q:What will be title of movie – Raakhi’s version of Veer Zaara ?
A:Raakhi Aur Paki
Q:What will the love story – Raakhi and a man in uniform ?
A:Raakhi Aur Khaki
Q:What is a film Raakhi playing a double role ?
A: Raakhi Aur Raakhi Â
Q:What will be title of a movie starring Raakhi and Mr. Chan?
A:Raakhi Aur Jackie.
Q: Name of the art-house movie, starring Om Puri living in a poor shelter ?
A: It will be called as `Om Shanty Home‘.
Q: Title of a Manoj Kumar classic with Priyanka Chopra playing an important role ?
A: `Roti Chopra Aur Makaan.’
Q: Title of a new Farhan Akhtar movie, playing a weatherman ?
A: `Fahrenheit”.
Shah Rukh Khan’s RA.ONE is one of the eagerly awaited movies of the year. While Shah Rukh has managed to create a good amount of “halo” around the forth coming film with lot of sound bytes and visual impact, we would like to present a small set of PJ’s around RA.ONE.
While the film is called RA.ONE (Read as RAAVAN) , which expected to release around Diwali 2011,
Q: What if `RA.ONE’ was released during the holy month of the Hindu calender ?
A: It would been called as `SHRA.ONE’ (Shravan)
Q: What if `RA.ONE’ had actor Kiran Kumar’s father (who was also a popular actor of yesteryear) played the title role?
A. It would have been “G.ONE” ( Jeevan was a very popular actor – who played an important role in ManMohan Desai’s `Amar Akbar Anthony”.
Q: What if “RA.ONE” was made with Amitabh Bachchan playing the lead role as a holy man ?
A. “PA.ONE” ( Paavan means the holy one)
Q: What if “RA.ONE” was made as a youth-centric film ?
A. “YO.ONE” (Read Yauvan – means the youth)
Q: What will be the names, if John Abraham has twin sons ?
A. They will be known as – JOHNSON & JOHNSON
We all know – the magic of movies hasn’t spared no-one.
Here is the list of favourite flicks of some of the celebrities…..
1. Anna Hazare – Hazaron Khwaishein Aisi.
2. Rahul Dravid – The Wall …err…Deewar
3. Priyanka Gandhi – Mere Brother Ki Dulhan
4. Suresh Kalmadi – Wanted
5.Manmohan Singh – King’s Speech
6.A Raja – The Social Network
7.Bipasha Basu – Black Swan
Q: Why every film by the director of `Singham’ , turns block-buster?
A. Because his name is `Ro(w) Hit Shetty.
Q: Why, Emraan Hashmi’s latest flick is titled `Murder 2′ ?
A :First they killed the original Korean Movie. Â Secondly, butchered the Hindi version.
Q: Â How will you address Madhuri Dixit, if turns match maker ?
A. Madhuri Fixit.
Q: A Hollywood production – starring only Om Puri ?
A. `OM ALONE’
Q: What is name of `Koena Mirta’s fan club?
A: Koena Mitra Mandal
Q:Name the actor who can never be a teacher ?
A:Ashish Vidyarthi.
Q:Name the female version of Rajnikanth’s – Robot – starring Kareena Kapoor?
A: It is `Bebo’
Q:How Koel Puri will state that she is a complete woman ?
A: Main Koel Poori hoon.
An Aamir Khan film re-made in Bhojpuri – starring John Abraham
– `John Jeeta Wohi Sikandar‘- A project in collaboration with John Abraham
– `John Venture’. - What will you get after contaminated food made by John Abraham
– `John Dish’.
- What will be the name of  the  film starring John playing a parent ? -The movie will be called as  `Johny Father‘.
- What will be the name, if John Abraham has twin sons ?
– They will be known as – JOHNSON Â & Â JOHNSON - How will you address Mr.Abraham once he takes part in marathon ?
–  We  will call him, `John Walker’.                  Â
Q: One thing, non-smoker Vivek Oberoi will never ask for ?
A. Ash-tray.
Q: How 007 James Bond will be known- if he getting married in Indian style with Saath Pheras?
A.Knot Knot Seven.
Q: What will be the reaction of Jaspal Bhatt and Jasvinder Narula – if we spot them together ?
A. `We are JAS friends”
Q: What will be Ekta Kapoor’s next venture – depicting the coastal line of Mumbai?
A: `Sea-Shore in the City“
